Monday, February 29, 2016


Effects Of Cold Water !!


Guess English Idioms

⁉❌⁉❌⁉❌⁉❌⁉

Do we know actual full form of some words??? 
🔗News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.
🔗Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
🔗Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
🔗Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.
🔗Aim =
Ambition in Mind.
🔗Date =
Day and Time Evolution.
🔗Eat =
Energy and Taste.
🔗Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.
🔗Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.
🔗Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.
🔗Bye =
Be with you Everytime.

share these meanings as majority of us don't know -        👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌


FULL form of some words

⁉❌⁉❌⁉❌⁉❌⁉ Do we know actual full form of some words???  πŸ”—News paper = North East West South past and present events report. πŸ”—Chess = ...


Ocean Morning.

💚I love this, so am sharing with you:- 

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.  Never ask for a lighter rain, just pray to God for a better umbrella. - That is the attitude!
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them; a Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Search for a good heart, but don't search for a beautiful face, coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life, but it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, remember God and pray, it’s just a bend, not the end.' -
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
Have faith and have a successful life. One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life...
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. 
💚➖➖➖➖➖➖
JUST BY THE GRACE OF God that we are alive...💚


Love to share.

πŸ’šI love this, so am sharing with you:-  Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.  Never ask for a lighter rain, just pray to God for a...

Sunday, February 28, 2016

MASTER PIECE COMEDY😜

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more" 😂😂






Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins😜😝@😛


Piece of Comedy

MASTER PIECE COMEDY😜 Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them? They had long dis...


Why Feb Only Have 28 or 29 !!


Top Secret


Money & Time

Ten years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you did not do than by the ones you did do. 

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late.  Take action now! Avoid regrets.

Great morning.


Never too Late

Ten years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you did not do than by the ones you did do.  In terms of being late or...

Daughters are like Parrots in the house..

When she speaks,
Speaks without a break..
& everyone says,
“Please be quite"

When she is silent,
mother says,
“Are you not feeling well"

Father says,
"Why is the house so silent"

Brother says,
"Are you angry"

and when she is married, all say,
"The happiness of the house has left"

She is the real non stop music

That's a Girl..😊

Because all the happiness starts from a girl😘

👌🍃Woman has the most unique character like salt
Her presence is never remembered...but
Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!🐾👍
👌👍👯💃👯👭
pass it to your lovely sisters , daughter and friends😊


Daughters & Parrots

Daughters are like Parrots in the house.. When she speaks, Speaks without a break.. & everyone says, “Please be quite" When sh...

Mind Game:
Every question has 10 marks,
Pass marks 60.
CORRECT THE SPELLING.
Q.1.paijru (a city)
Q.2. airblz (a country)
Q.3. oslrais (profession)
Q.4. wlobe(body part)
Q.5. aiglcr (vegetable)
Q.6. ntprhae (animal)
Q.7. Labbrrkcye (fruit)
Q.8. rnsglwite (sports)
Q.9. iahkasr (celebrity)
Q.10. iybclec (vehicle)
U have only 1 hour and ur time starts Now.  One who answer
7-good,  8- very good, 9 excellent, 10 genius


Mind Game

Mind Game: Every question has 10 marks, Pass marks 60. CORRECT THE SPELLING. Q.1.paijru (a city) Q.2. airblz (a country) Q.3. oslrais ...


Meaning for short text


3 or 4 ??


Good Morning


Good Morning

Saturday, February 27, 2016


Women always Right


Sunday Blessings


Journey of The Life


Rise and Shine


Its Fridayyyyyy !!


Pronounce Correctly


Do Not Sit On Wallet


Quote of the Day


Danger of  selfie madness. So unfortunate. In Karnataka inbelow image 👇 all of them died except the person who was taking the selfie. Some say all died & only the cops found the photo in fallen mobile. While getting up one guy lost balance & pulled rest. Pl educate teenagers, friends & Relatives👇


Danger of selfie

Danger of  selfie madness. So unfortunate. In Karnataka inbelow image πŸ‘‡ all of them died except the person who was taking the selfie. Some...


Good morning. Have a good day.


Funny game

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Happy lunch


Escalator Beware !!


Blue light Brain Damages


A Beautiful life


Happy and Safe always


Beginning' Progress' success'


10 Steps for a Healty Life


Blossom Morning.


Brain Damage.

😜BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game.....

When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right  side of the hall....

And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall....

One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment...
got it ?

Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.

Boss : Okay...Ready, Set...
.  ... ....
..... "ORANGE" !

Employees : OMG !!! 😳😳😰😰😡😡


Mind Game !!!

😜BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game..... When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right  side of the hall...


Good Morning


Good morning


Words Game

Solve this when time allows...        
For example: 24 H in a D.
Ans: 24 hours in a day.

1) 90 D in a  R A
2) 26 L of the A
3) 7 D of the W
4) 7 W of the W
5) 12 S of the Z
6) 52 C in a P
7) 11 P in a C T
8) 5 F in a H
9) 206 B in a B
10) 29 D in F in L Y

Answering any 5, means your IQ is pretty high.
Can somebody answer this!


Mind Solve

Solve this when time allows...         For example: 24 H in a D. Ans: 24 hours in a day. 1) 90 D in a  R A 2) 26 L of the A 3) 7 D of t...

🔴Very important message🔴 Do you use Gas for cooking?
Please read this and take note. Let this not happen to you.. This could be a common mistake in any household.
This shocking accident
happend.  A housewife died due to burns sustained in the
kitchen. Her husband too was
hospitalized for injuries due to burns while trying to
rescue his wife.

How it happened:
The gas stove was on and cooking in progress.
The lady observed some cockroaches near
the sink and grabbed a
can of insect killer and sprayed it near the gas stove, which was on.
There was an explosion and in no time the poor woman was covered in flames, sustaining 65% burns.

Her husband rushed in, tried to put out the flames and his clothes too caught fire.
The husband is still in hospital, in the burns ward,
still unaware that his wife was declared dead on
arrival.

Let us understand: - All insect killer sprays such as
"Hit", "Mortein" etc. have highly volatile and inflammable solvents.

The atomized nano spray particles spread very rapidly and one spark is enough to ignite this explosive mixture with oxygen present in air.

Please educate your family & Friends about this and spread the word around....

Don't Keep this msg. in your inbox.
Please share...
who knows you may save more than a life...


I just did my part.!
As received


Very Important Message

πŸ”΄Very important messageπŸ”΄ Do you use Gas for cooking? Please read this and take note. Let this not happen to you.. This could be a common ...

🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴
Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-

(1) Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.

(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.

(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.

Keep smiling and pass this message to everyone whom you want to see smiling 😊😃😄
Old man has 8 hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop.
   
Barber in anger asked:

shall i cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said:

"Colour it!"

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream
Choclates
Candy
Cake

Why?
B'Coz

STRESSED backwards spelling
is DESSERTS ...enjoy

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C
Avoid Boring Company..

D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I
Go for High Ideas .

J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..

T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life


Very ....beautiful lines pls store it.


ONE Good FRIEND is equal to ONE  Good Medicine. . .


Likewise ONE Good Group is equal to ONE Full medical store...👌🙏👍
☺😊😉😄😴


Six Best Doctors 👷in the World-
          1.Sunlight☀
              2.Rest😴
          3.Exercise🚵🏊
             4.Diet🍵🍯🍊🍑
   5.Self Confidence😇
                   &
          6.Friends👭👬
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy🎊 healthy life
If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....  
If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....   
If   you   see   the   Mirror. You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .


So    Believe   in    YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who  has already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

🔹9-glass drinking water.
🔹8-hrs sound sleep.
🔹7-wonders tour with family.

🔹6-days work a week.
🔹5-digit income
🔹4-wheeler.
🔹3-bedroom flat or house
🔹2-cute children.
🔹1-sweetheart.
🔹0-tension!


One Life will never come Again. .. .Live Today. . .
Send to all people who are important to you ... 👍


Life Advice

🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 Today is Charlie Chaplin's 125th birthday - a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:- (1) Nothing i...


Best Medicine


Good morning

1. No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists.
***Stop Boasting.

2. No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave.
***Be Humble!

3. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
***Be Patient!

4. No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness.
***Take Caution!

5. No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always walk to Bed.
***Be Contented!

Take Life Easy
Life is "Exp. + Exp. + Exp."
Yesterday was Experience.
Today is Experiment.
Tomorrow is Expectation.
So, use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations.

Have A blessed Day 🙏


Take life easy

1. No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists. ***Stop Boasting. 2. No matter h...

🗿brain teaser🎭
Guess the names of this countries:
1. 🅾+👦
2.🐈+ar
3.🚷
4.👔+1
5.🍲+u+🙍
6.🎤+🐒+⭕
7. I+🏃
8.🎲+a
9. 🚣+s+1⃣+a
10.Uk+☔+e
11. 🐋+s
12. 💪+re+🚗
13. 😡+⛽+🚘
Think outside the box. E.g 7.Iran


Brain Teaser

πŸ—Ώbrain teaser🎭 Guess the names of this countries: 1. πŸ…Ύ+πŸ‘¦ 2.🐈+ar 3.🚷 4.πŸ‘”+1 5.🍲+u+πŸ™ 6.🎀+πŸ’+⭕ 7. I+πŸƒ 8.🎲+a 9. 🚣+s+1⃣+a ...

Friday, February 26, 2016

Finally ... DOCTORS have managed to interpret Whatsapp smileys' emotions !!

😨 Headache
😞 Depression
😱 Cataract
😎 Post Cataract Surgery
😏 Facial Palsy
😁 Cavities
🔥 Acidity
🐖 Obesity
😖 Constipation
🙇 Schizophrenia
🎭 Multiple Personality
😴 excessive sleepiness
👳 Sun Tan
🍟🍔 Bad Coronaries
🚬 Worst Coronaries
🍻🍸Cirrhosis of Liver
💔 Myocardial Infarction
😫 Rectal pain
😭 Watering of eyes
🎶 Ringing in the ears
👓 Refractive Errors
🌀vertigo
💀 Malnutrition
🐉🐛 Worm Infestation!!
💓 Palpitations
💨flatulence
😤 snoring
🙈 photophobia
😳 night blindness
😵 bilateral blindness
🐣 neonate
💗 heart enlargement
💘 chest pain
🙆 migraine
🙉 ear ache
🙊 bad breath
💃 euphoria
😉😝😋😜 mental disorder
😆😫😡 mood swings

Best one....

🏃 Diarrhoea


Whatsapp smileys Meaning.

Finally ... DOCTORS have managed to interpret Whatsapp smileys' emotions !! 😨 Headache 😞 Depression 😱 Cataract 😎 Post Cataract S...


Dance and dance

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Amitabh bachchan completed 47 yrs in bollywood his fans gave him a picture.💐💐...zoom n see it u wil be amazed...


Amitabh bachchan fans

Amitabh bachchan completed 47 yrs in bollywood his fans gave him a picture.πŸ’πŸ’...zoom n see it u wil be amazed...


Motivation

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Man and women after marriage


Funny video

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My mom


Father and Mother


Your child and You

A TOUCHING story:!!! One day a boy walked from school. He saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it was dead or hurt. He touched the first time there was no response. He then touched the cat again. He continued touching, touching and touching. Like I said earlier, this is a touching story.
Thank you for reading it.....


A Touching Story

A TOUCHING story:!!! One day a boy walked from school. He saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity...


Happy weekend

Due to continuous usage of tab a little girl facing this problem which is called Electro Magnetic Rays which deeply has affected in her body so I duly request to every one avoid giving tabs, I pads, mobile or any gadgets which is very harmful to our loved ones & some parents feeling pride by giving gadgets to our children please avoid and pass this message to maximum parents so they can save our children. 🙏


Mobile Tab

Due to continuous usage of tab a little girl facing this problem which is called Electro Magnetic Rays which deeply has affected in her body...

A conversation between a grandfather & grandson:-

Grandfather :- When I was your age, I used to take 2 dollars to the market & bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee & face powder.

Grandson :- Nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere .


Grandfather&grandson

A conversation between a grandfather & grandson:- Grandfather :- When I was your age, I used to take 2 dollars to the market & brin...

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER)  or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA) . Please re-post to raise awareness!!!


Funny sms

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact wit...


Ceo Google


Nice line

In a Bar , they had a New Drink on the menu  
Vodka HoMi !!!

The Customer : What's this Drink?

Bartender : it's a cocktail of
Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.

Customer : Why Honey ???

Bartender : Honey gives Energy

Customer : What about Milk??? 🍶

Bartender : Milk will give you strength

Customer : Why Vodka?🍻

Bartender : Vodka will give you Ideas about what to do with Strength and Energy..!!
😀😂


Funny sms

In a Bar , they had a New Drink on the menu   Vodka HoMi !!! The Customer : What's this Drink? Bartender : it's a cocktail of Vo...


Apps


Friends

Thursday, February 25, 2016


Love as long life


Powerbank scam

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Cute boy dance

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Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him

Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.

When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.

Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.

Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..

Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
                             
2 dollars seems too much
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.

After a whole day of work, Hours at the gym seem alright but helping your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.

Praying to God for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.

Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.

Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of bread but a painting of
them sold for hundred dollars.

We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.

Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....
Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.

1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.

2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.

3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.

4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.

5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.

6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the above, u gain.

I just did.✌💐👍🎁


Without money

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him Man O Man! When without money, eats vegetables at home; When has money, eats the same v...


Keep dengue away


Coconut water amazing


Good morning


Funny joke


Selfie shoe

 

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